urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via borinq)

"I don’t like to talk about what hurts"

(via suchvodka)

(Source: kindofgroovy, via borinq)

  • everyone: its not all about money
  • me: you’re right, it’s about my ultimate goal of obtaining an iron man suit

eatprayqueeef:

tarynel:

willthewriter:

thighabetic:

templvr:

highwayvagrant:

templvr:

If you don’t have a decent job and a 401k plan plz get out my face.

But what u offerin

Answer: not a goddamn thing

Uh, correction.

Tight pussy and a cooked meal every night and immaculate blowjobs. 👌

Soooooooooo, the same shit provided by 80% of straight women? 

Such a quality post.

Lmfao damn I forgot about this.

hahahahaaaa THIS POST.

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via kanyewesticle)